Running late for work

So I woke up this morning SUPER late (no more sleep aids on work nights!), and breezed out of the house without drying my hair. Hence I looked like a re-animated, drowned rat the remainder of the day.

While driving and simultaneously trying to fluff my hair dry (as though that was going to make it better), I found myself wishing for a hairdryer I could plug into my cigarette lighter. Logic caught the best of me and I thought, "That's ridiculous! Surely, nothing so dangerous exists."

I was wrong. And you know the first warning on the packaging is probably "Do not operate while driving." Probably because some genius like me did it...