Monster motorcycle, probably the safest vehicle on the road

I've got an AWESOME motorcycle ride planned for this weekend with a vintage club I belong to. Unfortunately, I will not be on the ride, because not only has my bike developed this quirk where it stalls itself if you go over about 30 mph, I'm scared to death of Memphis drivers.

I've had 3 friends crash their bikes in the last 6 months (although only one of them involved a car), and I don't want to be the victim of a forgotten turn signal, or grandma not paying attention while trying to figure out how to text.

I ride a bike that's older than me. Badly, I would add.

So maybe if I had this bike, I'd be a more confident rider.