God bless the Scottish, my people. Kilt-wearin', whiskey swillin', bag pipe playin', Haggis eatin' Scottish.
Screw that silly Mid-West corn bio-fuel, try Whiskey fuel! Butanol puts out 30% more energy than ethanol. That Prius can be replaced with a whiskey-byproduct sucking SUV. And you don't have to spend $1000s converting your engine.
Booze fueled genius!