I've joked for years, that when I die, I want to be cremated, and have my ashes dumped (unceremoniously) into Lake Michigan. Sweet Home. Other thoughts have occurred to me though. I heard that you can have your body sent to Japan to be skinned and framed. Considering the number of large tattoos I have, it might be a neat (read: "creepy") way to haunt my eventual children. Imagine "Mom" hanging over the fireplace.
There are tons of other ways to have an unconventional memorial: get shot into space, create a bizarre casket, make a diamond from your ashes, and be enshrined in a coral reef. But I think I've officially settled on this one.
What better way to celebrate your life than with a badass party in death!? Rather than being strewn into the lake I grew up next to, I want to have a raging kegger on the shores of Lake Michigan. No need to pollute the lake with my remains, just send them up in flames. Vikings would totally be jealous.
There are tons of other ways to have an unconventional memorial: get shot into space, create a bizarre casket, make a diamond from your ashes, and be enshrined in a coral reef. But I think I've officially settled on this one.
What better way to celebrate your life than with a badass party in death!? Rather than being strewn into the lake I grew up next to, I want to have a raging kegger on the shores of Lake Michigan. No need to pollute the lake with my remains, just send them up in flames. Vikings would totally be jealous.
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