Having lived in the South for almost the last 10 years, I have learned some very important truths about food consumption. Most important being: Yankees are doing it wrong. Y'all.
Rule #1:
If it is edible, it is better deep-fried.
Rule #2:
The addition of bacon to whatever you're consuming makes it at least 25x better.
Rule #3:
Food on a stick is > food not on a stick.
In that spirit, please let me introduce: The Rollie. Because scrambled eggs are just too complicated.
("Perfect for the office"......??)
Rule #1:
If it is edible, it is better deep-fried.
Rule #2:
The addition of bacon to whatever you're consuming makes it at least 25x better.
Rule #3:
Food on a stick is > food not on a stick.
In that spirit, please let me introduce: The Rollie. Because scrambled eggs are just too complicated.
("Perfect for the office"......??)
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